List products
Paginated list of featured products. All 35,000+ manually curated entries. Filter by category, name search, or minimum quality score.
get/products
Query parameters
pageinteger
per_pageinteger
categorystring
Example:gadgets
Filter by category slug. Available: gadgets, useless, gifts, quantum, anti-productivity, supernatural, diy, food, normal, wearables, weapons-tools, home-furniture, pop-culture, books, toys, vehicles, self-care, outdoor, creatures, music, poo, stuff, anycrap. See /categories for full list.
min_scorenumber
Example:7
Minimum overall Crap-O-Meter score (0–10). Only returns evaluated products.
qstring
Example:underwater
Name search (case-insensitive substring).
Response
OK
Example response
{
"data": [
{
"id": "1a156178-0240-4c3e-861c-47b6568123f0",
"slug": "thought-cancelling-headphones",
"name": "Thought-Cancelling Headphones",
"description": "Headphones that don't just block sound — they block thoughts.",
"image": "https://cdn.crapify.me/products/...",
"categories": [
"gadgets",
"anti-productivity"
]
}
],
"meta": {
"total": 35201,
"page": 1,
"per_page": 10,
"pages": 3521
}
}